Curtain Rod

Usually a guy named Zachary. Has a dent in his fore head. Sucks his own cock. Pisses off people named Taylor. Doesn't know how to turn off his brights in the car. Likes to play with belly-button lint. Rubs belly when nervous. Always needs food.

Curtain Rod: Sup Shorthorn?

Curtain Rod by your.loving.fans July 7, 2010

Curtain Rod

A tampon, the cardboard applicator, the rag, etc.

I was going down on this chick and when I pulled open her beefy meat curtains, I noticed she still had a curtain rod in.

Curtain Rod by Cunt Whistle McGreggor September 9, 2003

The Curtain Rod

When a relationship goes bad and you want it to end fast, you fuck her in the ass, blow you load, then pull out your shit ridden cock and wipe it off on her curtains... then leave.

I wanted to break up with Jane last night , but the bitch gave me such a hard time about it..
so I gave her The Curtain Rod .She was stuck cleaning those shit stains for days.....

The Curtain Rod by brooklyncityvinny April 30, 2014

fort lauderdale curtain rod

When someone shits in a condom and freezes it.
The condom is then removed and feces are used as a dildo as it melts.

She likes the Fort Lauderdale Curtain Rod

fort lauderdale curtain rod by KDREV August 1, 2017

Daytona curtain rod 

It’s where you shit in a condom tie the end in a knot and you have intercourse with the woman you’re with

Hey this nasty freak wanted me to give her a Daytona curtain rod last night

Daytona curtain rod by Jtaylor85 March 7, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020