curtain pole 

A mans penis that looks like a curtain pole. Long and VERY thin! Very easy to clean = No nob cheese!! Prefible to the fat lady! Not very pleasurable!

Ha! your dick it like a curtain pole!! You must not get any sex!!

curtain pole by Amie.lee.murphy. + Co.(ali,Jazz+becki) November 24, 2007

curtain pole 

the object someone called steph tried to kill herself off, until it broke

stringup, pole realises weight, pole snaps

curtain pole by KoBraKAi March 6, 2005

Curtain Pole 

When a woman temporarily forms a penis with her beef curtains

She had a magnificent but temporary curtain pole. Invented by Jimmy Why

Curtain Pole by Jeffsbadwords February 8, 2022

Arizona Curtain Pole 

When you're fucking someone, you stick a fork in a plug socket and your partner grabs the shower curtain pole to complete the circuit.

"Bro, how did Charlotte end in the ICU?"

"Dunno man, Danny Arizona Curtain Pole'd her and set her on fire. Not the beat he was after."

Arizona Curtain Pole by Brambleboie November 10, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004