curps

When something is creepy, or weird. It could be used for people, objects, or situations.

Guy 1: Look at that mysterious guy with the hood, he looks like an axe murderer

Guy 2: Curps.

curps by stephskillz May 10, 2009

Corpspeak 

Words or phrases used by management or other dick-sucking bureaucrats at a business that have no innate meaning and will leave you confused as to what the hell they're trying to say.

Examples include: synergy, intelligence, integrated, streamlined, core competencies, skin in the game, etc.

Businesses with shitty or unimaginative names usually have some sort of combination of these terms like "Syntelligence" or "Tech-Synergy"

Manager: "It seems to me that by breaking down the silos, we can better leverage our respective core competencies and ensure that we win in this space. Without cross-channel implementation of new paradigms, we won't have a chair at the adults' table."

Quinton: "fuck you and your corpspeak"

Corpspeak by Jesus Christ $uperstar June 25, 2015

corpse husband 

a youtuber who makes horror narration videos and music. also... he has an incredible voice and many simp for him.

have you ever heard of corpse husband?
yeah! it's that 'e-girls are ruining my life' guy

corpse husband by kayy_341 October 2, 2020

United States Marine Corps 

10 November 1775: I was born in a bomb crater. My mother was an M16 and my father was the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I eat concertina, piss napalm, and I can shoot a round through a flea’s ass at 300 meters. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster, made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, I travel the globe, festering on anti-Americans everywhere I go for, the love of Mom, Chevrolet, baseball, and apple pie. I’m a grunt. I’m the dirty, nasty, stinky, sweaty, filthy, beautiful little son of a bitch that’s kept wolf away from the door for over 235 years. I’m a United States marine, we look like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the shit out of both of them. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the rope from the Army, and the anchor from the Navy. And on the 7th Day, when God rested, we overran His perimeter, stole the globe, and we’ve been running the show ever since. Warrior by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine by God.

Simper Fidelis

The United States Marine Corps is the best in world, Oorah!

United States Marine Corps by 1stMarDiv January 19, 2011

Tip cups 

The best-looking bra you own that you wear in your customer service job (i.e. barista, pizza delivery, server) to get better tips. One that makes your breasts look larger, perkier, smoother under your uniform shirt.

My new tip cups are working great today! I made five more bucks than usual.

Tip cups by powerfuldot June 5, 2015

Corpse Party 

A highly disturbing game and even more disturbing anime that involves schoolchildren, vengeful ghosts, a ritual gone awry, and enough violence to rival any of Eli Roth's movies

Rule of thumb, don't ever watch Corpse Party after having Burger King for lunch

Corpse Party by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Obstacle Corpse

What the only survivor in a mass grave must go through to escape..

Opening his eyes in a blood soaked haze, Ben deftly side stepped multiple dead bodies as he weaved through an Obstacle Corpse, as the only survivor...

Obstacle Corpse by Clifhanger April 11, 2017