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return of curly's gold 

the sequel to any movie that hasn't had a previous sequel.
Have you seen the Matrix 2: The Return of Curly's Gold

Curly Salad 

Is a bung hole surrounded by many curly anal pubic hairs. With this it is called a "curly" salad with the curlies being the topping of the salad.

I.E. "Would you like some anal foreplay? I thoroughly find pleasure in tossing curly salad."
"Hey Dave last night I tried preforming oral sex on Lisa's butthole but it was really hairy; I guess you could call that a "Curly Salad"!
Curly Salad by Curley Anderson March 14, 2015

curly sue 

1. A poop so long it spirals around the toilet bowl

2. A cute little girl with spiral curls in her hair
After I ate that entire burrito, I left a curly sue in the toilet.
curly sue by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011

hot curly sandwich

a type of sandwich with its main ingredient being faeces, best eaten warm - fresher the better
Ahh I really need a shit
Hold up take this baguette with you, I'm starving I could really do with a hot curly sandwich

What do you fancy for lunch?
Gregs sasusage roll? Hot Dog?
Nah mate fancy myself a big fat hot dirty curly sandwich
Give me 5 I'll just curl one out
hot curly sandwich by wriggleit September 13, 2019

Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley 

When you're playing baseball as a pitcher and you throw a fastball that drills the hitter in the hip and he starts crying, then you walk up to the batter, tickle his beard, then throw salt in his eyes, and lather his fingers in cheap hotel soap.
Person One: I accidentally hit the batter in the hip, so I decided to go for the whole Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley.

Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?

Carly’s Sink 

This is a sink that was about to be peed in but took a turn and fell out of the wall
Me- what’s that sink doing?

Lady- oh that’s carly’s sink, ignore it
Carly’s Sink by LexyTheT-Rexy April 22, 2019