curling

A true embarrassment to human existence. A non-sport which involves some loser thrown a flat, cylindrical stone yelling non-sensical things at two even bigger losers, using their "specialized" brooms to... SWEEP THE FUCKING ICE.

Usually Canadians excel at curling and win all the championships because the rest of the world is sitting back and laughing at those canucks for even being associated with such a homoerotic activity.

Curling is totally homo. Let's go sweep some ice!

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

curling

An interesting way of describing taking a dump.

I'm just of to the curling pit to curl one out.

by pixie June 19, 2006

Curling

The action of defecation in the UK

Just curled out a really good one

I need to go and curl one out

I have been curling one out now for about 15 minutes.

by cheesethief February 21, 2014

Curl

Verb meaning “to go smoke marijuana”

“I want to curl tonight bro”

by no name what’s up tho 1234 March 30, 2020

Curling

1. High-speed ice-swiffering.

::swiffers the ice:: (you know. curling)

by The Artist Formerly Known as Elyse April 17, 2006

curling

The best sport. You guys are jackasses and particularly wrong. The Swedish excel at this specific sport so burn! You can not out smart me fools!!!!!!!!!

Curling is a great sport!

by Dictator October 16, 2003

Curled

When someone isn’t acting right. As if they are high or confused.

Are u curled or something?

She was so curled yesterday

by Deeboooooooooo December 18, 2017