Your basiccunt but unlike other well maintained cunts makes no attempt to make herself look fit and attractive. A dumpy cunt is the worst type of cunt out there.
KC: Yo Kelly's friend Jen is over there talking shit about other women again.
BC: That dumpy cunt has no right to say shit. Bitch hasn't been to the gym in 20 years.
Everyone knows atleast one dumpy cunt- its the miserable bitch working at mcdonalds, the annoying jealous girls at the bar. Dumpy Cunt can be used to describe any girl who is obnoxious, annoying or just plain "dumpy". Its the people you see you are constantly miserable because they know their life sucks.
God, the woman at the check out line was such a dumpycunt
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).