A cunt bunt is usually used to describe the action of someone who is softly hit in the groin and is a
big pussy about it, making it seem like they were flying in an airplane 200,000 feet above
the ground that was
traveling at speeds around 367 MPH and jumped out of it, landing on a rail.
Man who was cunt bunted: Jesus Christ, man, why'd you do that? My
testicle sack is probably fifty feet away from me!
Man who gave the cunt bunt:
Shut the fuck up, Joe, it wasn't that hard.
Man who was cunt bunted: No, you
shut the fuck up! You threw a napkin at my balls and it fucking hurt! I feel like I'm dying right now!