cunt bunt

When a single female or a group of females prevent the male species from getting laid

I would have gotten laid last night if her friend wouldn't have cunt bunted me.

by jazellen October 07, 2007

cunt bunt

cunt bunt is when you kick somone in the cunt, or the vagina

im gunna give you a cunt bunt

by jimbrowski April 23, 2007

cunt bunt

When a guy goes down on a girl and she orgasms and she jerks her hips and hit the guy in the face with her pelvic bone.

I was going down on this girl last night and she cunt bunted me.

by Lexi108 October 26, 2007

cunt bunt

the female version of cock blocking. duh!

look, shawty, my friend Chauncy totally cunt bunted me. eh, she was a lesbo anyway.

by freewilly23 January 18, 2009

cunt bunt

A cunt bunt is usually used to describe the action of someone who is softly hit in the groin and is a big pussy about it, making it seem like they were flying in an airplane 200,000 feet above the ground that was traveling at speeds around 367 MPH and jumped out of it, landing on a rail.

Man who was cunt bunted: Jesus Christ, man, why'd you do that? My testicle sack is probably fifty feet away from me!

Man who gave the cunt bunt: Shut the fuck up, Joe, it wasn't that hard.

Man who was cunt bunted: No, you shut the fuck up! You threw a napkin at my balls and it fucking hurt! I feel like I'm dying right now!

by B.O.S.Kuro-chan May 01, 2007

Cunt Bunting

first considered the female equivalent of "tea bagging", cunt bunting has now expanded into a popular sport. The sport is done by females with actions to the cunt similar to a nut check. The attacker slaps the defender's cunt. The defender can to choose to block, but only by physically diverting the attack. There are also rules that involve illegal plays, such as the "shocker."

Today, our cunt bunting was disqualified for trying to use the shocker.

Luckily, I saw her coming in time to block her cunt bunt.

by captainofthecunterbunts July 03, 2009

Cunting Bunting

Just any type of bunting. Used by people who think bunting is for "gays".

"Alright, i'll come to the fucking barbecue, but I am leaving if they've hung up cunting bunting!"

by Helloyoucuntrs April 24, 2017