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cunt bunt • cunt bunting • bunt-a-cunt • cunt • cunt punch • cunt biscuit • cunt bitch • cunt stunt • cunt bubble • cunt ass
cunt bunt
cunt bunt by jimbrowski April 23, 2007
cunt bunt
cunt bunt by freewilly23 January 18, 2009
cunt bunt
A cunt bunt is usually used to describe the action of someone who is softly hit in the groin and is a big pussy about it, making it seem like they were flying in an airplane 200,000 feet above the ground that was traveling at speeds around 367 MPH and jumped out of it, landing on a rail.
Man who was cunt bunted: Jesus Christ, man, why'd you do that? My testicle sack is probably fifty feet away from me!
Man who gave the cunt bunt: Shut the fuck up, Joe, it wasn't that hard.
Man who was cunt bunted: No, you shut the fuck up! You threw a napkin at my balls and it fucking hurt! I feel like I'm dying right now!
Man who gave the cunt bunt: Shut the fuck up, Joe, it wasn't that hard.
Man who was cunt bunted: No, you shut the fuck up! You threw a napkin at my balls and it fucking hurt! I feel like I'm dying right now!
cunt bunt by B.O.S.Kuro-chan May 1, 2007