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Culinailed it! 

When you go to a new restaurant, order the best items off the menu, eat them all, and delight in your ability to nail it, culinary style!
Last night, I went to that new restaurant and ordered the mahimahi tacos, the grilled pork belly, the duck breast flatbread, and the green chili and gorgonzola wings.

The waiter was like, "You ordered all the best stuff on the menu."

And I was like, "No, I culinailed it!"
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Cunnilexpert 

An expert at cunnilingus. Usually an older lesbian but can be a guy who asks a lady if she likes what he's doing every five second.
Woman 1: Your legs are still shaking, are you alright?
Woman 2: *between heavy breaths* Yeah, I'm just recovering from last night. Triston is a cunnilexpert!"
Cunnilexpert by miltonim January 19, 2018

cunnilidgus 

Many yoghurts are sold in pots with thin (foil or plastic) film lids. Due to the hazards of transit, yoghurt (and in many cases, fruity goodness) often ends up forming a delicious layer on the film.

Cunnilidgus is the practice of using one's tongue to recover this flavoursome goodness.
Yoghurt envier: Hey can I have some of your yoghurt?

Yoghurt owner: No, but you can have the lid.

Yoghurt envier: Great, is there a spoon?

Yoghurt owner: What is this, the Ritz? Time for cunnilidgus, my friend!