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cunnailed by cunning_linguist_33 January 14, 2007
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Culinailed it!
When you go to a new restaurant, order the best items off the menu, eat them all, and delight in your ability to nail it, culinary style!
Last night, I went to that new restaurant and ordered the mahimahi tacos, the grilled pork belly, the duck breast flatbread, and the green chili and gorgonzola wings.
The waiter was like, "You ordered all the best stuff on the menu."
And I was like, "No, I culinailed it!"
The waiter was like, "You ordered all the best stuff on the menu."
And I was like, "No, I culinailed it!"
Culinailed it! by The Ethan and Zach Trio May 3, 2015
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Cunnilexpert
An expert at cunnilingus. Usually an older lesbian but can be a guy who asks a lady if she likes what he's doing every five second.
Woman 1: Your legs are still shaking, are you alright?
Woman 2: *between heavy breaths* Yeah, I'm just recovering from last night. Triston is a cunnilexpert!"
Woman 2: *between heavy breaths* Yeah, I'm just recovering from last night. Triston is a cunnilexpert!"
Cunnilexpert by miltonim January 19, 2018
cunnilidgus
Many yoghurts are sold in pots with thin (foil or plastic) film lids. Due to the hazards of transit, yoghurt (and in many cases, fruity goodness) often ends up forming a delicious layer on the film.
Cunnilidgus is the practice of using one's tongue to recover this flavoursome goodness.
Cunnilidgus is the practice of using one's tongue to recover this flavoursome goodness.
Yoghurt envier: Hey can I have some of your yoghurt?
Yoghurt owner: No, but you can have the lid.
Yoghurt envier: Great, is there a spoon?
Yoghurt owner: What is this, the Ritz? Time for cunnilidgus, my friend!
Yoghurt owner: No, but you can have the lid.
Yoghurt envier: Great, is there a spoon?
Yoghurt owner: What is this, the Ritz? Time for cunnilidgus, my friend!
cunnilidgus by Pol ‘yoghurt’ Pot April 22, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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