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Culinailed it! 

When you go to a new restaurant, order the best items off the menu, eat them all, and delight in your ability to nail it, culinary style!
Last night, I went to that new restaurant and ordered the mahimahi tacos, the grilled pork belly, the duck breast flatbread, and the green chili and gorgonzola wings.

The waiter was like, "You ordered all the best stuff on the menu."

And I was like, "No, I culinailed it!"

Cunnilexpert 

An expert at cunnilingus. Usually an older lesbian but can be a guy who asks a lady if she likes what he's doing every five second.
Woman 1: Your legs are still shaking, are you alright?
Woman 2: *between heavy breaths* Yeah, I'm just recovering from last night. Triston is a cunnilexpert!"
Cunnilexpert by miltonim January 19, 2018

cunnilidgus 

Many yoghurts are sold in pots with thin (foil or plastic) film lids. Due to the hazards of transit, yoghurt (and in many cases, fruity goodness) often ends up forming a delicious layer on the film.

Cunnilidgus is the practice of using one's tongue to recover this flavoursome goodness.
Yoghurt envier: Hey can I have some of your yoghurt?

Yoghurt owner: No, but you can have the lid.

Yoghurt envier: Great, is there a spoon?

Yoghurt owner: What is this, the Ritz? Time for cunnilidgus, my friend!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026