cum goatee Share definition Flag When you cum on a girl's face in a circle around her mouth so the cum is in the shape of a goatee. Hey Greg, how'd your date go last night? It was awesome, I gave that bitch a cum goatee! cum goatee by KC Kid July 27, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the cum goatee mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch