Cum Candle

Instead of using shitty febreeze, try out cum candle.
First give yourself a pleasuring ejaculation, then store it in a candle holder. Put it in the freezer for 24 hours with a wick in it. Afterwards, burn the wick and have the sweet smell of cum fill your house! Good for family gatherings. Or party games. See who can make the biggest cum candle.

Nick: Ashley's cumming over soon and my house smells like dog feces and gingers.
Jenny: Just use a cum candle!
Nick: Good idea, let me get the ebony porn.

by Papa's Penis December 15, 2010

Cankleing Cum Shot

When you put yo girl's ankles together and fuck the gap in between and cum on her feet

I gave my girl a cankleing cum shot last night, her ankles were so milky white after

by DindsayRade69 November 10, 2016

cumcandle

when the cum comes out of the dick at the end and it looks like a suttle flame

bitch my dick looked like a cumcandle yesterday...

by fuckmanfart5 July 14, 2016

cumcandle

a cum candle is a candle but the wax is cum this candle smells horific imagine cum but burning and it just smells like burt ruber or sum

hey is that a cum candle i smell? cumcandle

by srdc,jhgfasdgfgefsxcvfcfvsdzxc March 6, 2019

Cumhandler

One whom has experience with the handling or disposal of ejaculate.

The teenage boy was a meticulous "cumhandler".

by gwluck November 12, 2010