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cuddlerape

Verb: When someone cuddles with you against your will.
1) You wake up after a night of hardcore partying and notice someone you don't like cuddled up to you.

2) Someone breaks into your house, gets in your bed, and you wake up with them cuddling with you.

3) If Goldilocks were to climb into baby bears bed while baby bear was there, baby bear would have woke up to being cuddleraped.
cuddlerape by that1guyukno April 18, 2010
Basically someone who loves to hug all the time.
If there's such thing as a player and if there's such thing as a player then I'm a cuddler.
cuddler by jamatwar July 1, 2010

Urinal Cuddler 

noun: a person who takes the urinal next to you when thiers multiple urinals to choose from.
Person 1: Dude, theres alot of urinal cuddlers in that bathroom

Person 2: I betta watch myself!

clam cuddlers 

The female equivalent of nut huggers.
Very tight pants.
A: "Did you see Molly's clam cuddlers today?"
B: "Yeah, I'm surprised they didn't tear when she sat down!"
clam cuddlers by Angel_Baby575 April 28, 2013

dyslexic cuddler 

Someone who doesn’t know the appropriate positions at appropriate times, or someone that has no fucking idea how to cuddle.
“Adam get up you fat fuck, we aren’t spooning on the floor you dyslexic cuddler!”

Shaft cuddler 

The muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals vagina
Jerry: Hey Mike! How'd your date go last night?
Mike: Let me tell you Jerry, her shaft cuddler was mint
Shaft cuddler by Da Jellyman April 29, 2020