End up with Cucumber on my face

If your name is benjamin you may say this instead of egg.

When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face

by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024

cucumber face

When someone endures a high level of suffering and their face appears as if they are having a large cucumber inserted into their anus

Did you see that guys cucumber face while he was doing planks?

by Wannabe BC August 27, 2016