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Cubicle Farm 

A vast expanse of contemporary office space outfitted with box-like, synthetic personal work environments comprised of approximately 3.3 sides and lacking doors and ceilings. These cubicles are easy and inexpensive to assemble and their lack of privacy promotes comraderie among a sea of anonymous co-workers. Notably, a cubicle farm is where middle managers are grown.
Once he started complaining about pain in his hands from typing, we transferred him to the most unbearable cubicle farm on campus with the hope that he'd quit before going on disability.

cubicle farm 

Like a real farm, except where you normally have pigs and cows wandering in fenced-off pens, you have white-collar drones wandering (mentally) in walled-off cubicles. Every so often, the (farmer) boss comes by to harvest the fruits of the farm, whether they are eggs, milk or TPS reports.
On a clear day, the neat rows of cubicles at PathETech Inc. seemed to stretch for miles.
cubicle farm by Zip September 3, 2004

Cubicle Farm 

A monotonous office environment characterized by approximately 3.3 walls, no doors and ceilings in attempt to make you feel like you have private space. Generally white-collar drones wandering off (mentally) in hope of making it through the week without aggravating the farmer (boss).
John found his mind wandering to the hot girl down the row in the cubicle farm.
Cubicle Farm by Daydreamin15 February 18, 2015

Cubicle Farm 

a mass expanse of modular office furniture (a.k.a. cubicles)
In a spiteful mood, Fred went crop dusting through the cubicle farm.
Cubicle Farm by silvergatlin October 1, 2003

cubicle farm 

A fucking workplace hell where you are trapped 9-5 in a cubicle crunching numbers or whatever with not animals, but shit ass workers that hate thier job as the attaction
a cubicle farm may be worse than school if i say so myself
cubicle farm by DizzyLizzy February 1, 2007

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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