Chronic Cubicle Syndrome

As defined by Dilbert (the Animated Series). Symptoms Include Blurred Vision, Muscle Joint Pain, Fatigue, Depression, and Hearing Loss. Patient will initially will Deny that they have it. If You think You have it, You have it.

I think He's a Zombie. No he's just been working alot. He's suffering from Chronic Cubicle Syndrome

Chronic Cubicle Syndrome by 5t4r October 3, 2011

cubicle speed

caffeine-laden food/drugs used to stay awake in a modern office environment.

Coffee, caffeinated tea, xenadrine pills, caffeine pills, starbucks lattes, etc.

cubicle speed by Devin April 19, 2004

Cubicle Soul Mate 

A Cubicle Soul Mate is a person with whom one has a feeling of deep or natural affinity, similarity, spirituality, or compatibility at your place of work. Your Cubicle Soul Mate is one whom you get along with very well at work and have a deep trust and confidence in. You can trust them to keep your up to date with work issues and current office gossip. Your Cubicle Soul-Mate will always have your back weather work related or not. You can trust your Cubicle Soul Mate to give advice and tell you the truth when you need it and keep an ear out for any drama going down.

My Co-Worker Dorothy is my Cubicle Soul Mate. We are the best of friends at work and I know she will always have my back.

Cubicle Soul Mate by Jaret Ray Miller October 11, 2012

cubicle vagina syndrome 

when a male goes into a cubicle and sits down to have a piss and is consious that somebody outside may think hes got a fanny.

I walked into a toilet and could here a man having a piss he came out looking embarrased I think he probably had cubicle vagina syndrome

cubicle vagina syndrome by Ca7p1e_lad June 17, 2011

small cubicle worker 

Someone who is so distressed by the prospect of not being able to access their emails for a few minutes that they insist on emailing on their Blackberry while using the office toilets. Easily identified by the tell-tale sounds of the keypad and scroll wheel.

Garry's a really dedicated small cubicle worker. You always hear him tapping away in there.

small cubicle worker by Cuddles McStig June 9, 2008

Safety Cubicle 

An area to escape to in the workplace for a time out. This is typically required when you think your manager is looking for you, when fellow staff members are becoming more annoying than usual, or in its chronic form when you simply overhear your name being mentioned in casual conversation.
Usually the Safety Cubicle is located in the gents toilets where one can partake in some Twitter Shitter and hide that Fear Boner until the moment passes.

Officer X: Where's he just run off to?
Officer Y: Don't know.. Think I heard him muttering something about safety cubicle. I was too busy talking about some reality tv shit whilst surfing the desktop.
Officer X: He'd only just got in and sat down too.

Safety Cubicle by numlash October 9, 2016

Shit cubicle 

A bathroom stall

“Well, time go go back to the shit cubicle! I’ve had a big lunch!

Shit cubicle by Neon bananas March 21, 2019