crystal meh

A laboratory-manufactured "designer drug" that causes brief but intense feelings of indifference and ennui. Users describe the sensation as "sort of okay" and "not that great." Meh dealers can be found at Appelbees, Circuit City, and other locations that are kind of alright, but nothing to write home about. Wilmington, Delaware is the crystal meh capital of the East Coast.

The DEA considers crystal meh to be a mediocre threat to public health.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 7, 2008

gayden crystalmeth

Insult for wooden canadian actor hayden christensen.

"I'm deeply sorry, master. My wooden acting embarrasses you."
Gayden crystalmeth is a sausage smuggler.
If the editor is a girl, this won't get published because she'll say
"like OMg Hayden is teh hizzot!!111eleven1one!!"

by Adrian December 28, 2005

crystalmeigster

Someone who knows a lot about crystals and could be considered an expert.

wow kenzie… she is such a crystalmeigster

by swagmeigster May 10, 2021