cryptns

Cryptns: A fool who doesn't belong to this era, a feeling of being a ruler, used by gen z on tiktok.

He’s just standing there in his coatns, looking like a total cryptns while feeling a bit unnosy about everything going on around him

by niggerns March 23, 2026

Cryptosporidium-137

The main character of the game Destroy All Humans.

Pathetic humans! ~ Cryptosporidium 137

by EnigmaBerryClock August 27, 2005

cryptosporidium

A type of water parasite that is mentioned in robin williams live 2002 for the reason he couldn't drink river water

"even superman's going 'fuck it im not going in, it has cryptosporidium'"

by unknown qwerty December 24, 2005

cryptoskank

A woman that presents an initial impression of class, virtue, intelligence, etc., but whose interests and behaviors are really more in tune with those of a skank.

Matt: How did it go with that chick you met at that art show?
John: Dude. She turned out to be a cryptoskank. Over lunch she told some stories about times she "was so drunk" and then at one point her phone started playing Black Eyed Peas and she starts dancing, club-style. It was pretty fucking embarassing. So I said look, I don't think this is going to work out, and I dropped her off at a mall.
Matt: I hear ya.

by AdamX July 4, 2007

cryptosis

a non-life-threatening disease that is caused by cryptocurrency hype, symptoms include constant talking, reading, and listening to info regarding cryptocurrencies usually accompanied by purchasing bitcoin or altcoins

Yo dawg, I haven't done shizz all day. Cryptosis got me on lock.

by TrilliamShakespeare December 9, 2017

cryptosporidium

A major water related infection, Parasitic Disease

This man is suffering from cryptosporidiosis

by Mike Doyer January 26, 2004

cryptster

See: a very old hipster - too old for the practice. He or she has not given up the fight to listen to bands that nobody cares about, on vinyl. Often says "this is REALLY FUCKING ELECTRONIC!". Was spotted at an Elvis Costello concert wearing a brimmed hat. Ruins plastic rimmed glasses for everyone. Has an STD, probably.

There were so many cryptsters at the Pixies show we ran out of PBR by song three.

by Dr. Daffodil April 23, 2008