Crutchn

After a break up a person is vulnerable and feels the need to "lean" on someone. They are desperate and trying to pursue someone or use someone just because they are vulnerable

"Yo this girl is hardcore crutchn on me"
Or
"Stop crutchn on me im not your human tissue"

Crutchn by Revamptherevisionist July 24, 2014

Friend Crutch 

Someone you use in order to stop boredom because all of your other cool friends are at work, with family, etc.

A Friend Crutch is a person who is usually obnoxious or a tool on certain occasions, but won't make you flip out every minute.

Guy 1: You hanged out with Ryan yesterday?! Dude he is such a tool....

Guy 2: Don't worry he is only a friend crutch, everyone else was busy.

Friend Crutch by axemII June 16, 2011

Dry as a nuns crutch 

Expression for when you are really really thirsty.

My mate Gary wanted to go to the pub, he said his mouth was dry as a nuns crutch

Dry as a nuns crutch by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011

crotchnugget 

A baby; a deragatory term.
Possibly derived from the fact that babies are not very big and come from a woman's crotch.

"Some people think nothing is more important than their own fucking crotchnugget."

crotchnugget by gluedmfo July 20, 2009

op crutch 

A Valorant player who relies on the operator for kills.

DamnWolfGames is always an op crutch in games

op crutch by Flame4880 August 15, 2022

crutch

A crutch is a figure of speech that describes something that is used as a surrogate or substitute for a more ideal solution or approach, as in the use of medical crutches as an assistance device for walking. The term also implies a degree of habitual laziness.

"A debugger is a crutch for programmers too lazy to add proper logging to their applications."

"Using pre-made pancake mix instead of making it from scratch is a crutch."

crutch by glycoslave April 16, 2010

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch 

An exclamation of surprise or dismay.

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007