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crusty crustacean 

the dry blood on a penis after period sex.
"my girl let me give her the crusty crustacean last night!"

eatin' crusts 

A simple definition for people both male, and female that feel the need to date and or copulate with close friends exes or former lovers. Aka dicks, fucks or skinflutes.
Hey did you hear chris hooked up with another one of our exes!?

Yeah hes always been a fan of eatin' crusts
eatin' crusts by browntip July 17, 2014

butt-crusts

Butt-crusts! What can we say about butt-crusts, really??

Well, much like the dough-stuffed pizza junk that we all love to eat... Butt crusts are the oh so well known crazy clumpy crusty pieces of stuff stuck to your butt!

You love 'em, can't live without 'em, and definitely need 'em! And then you eat 'em!! 😃😂
Today, I cannot wait to nosh on my new butt-crusts!!! Yea, buddy!! 😱
The new term for Femi-Fans, but in a more general sense. Not only describes those who hate on Feminem.com because they suport Feminem, but also those who don't support Feminem, but hate on Feminem.com reguardless.
Man, all these crusts are hating on us. Why don't they get a life?
Crusts by Murderous Joe March 23, 2005

Gold Nosed Upper Crusts 

A mocking, often derogatory name given to those of high economic or social standing. Often referring to those who are greedy and perpetuate their greed with powerful connections.
"Those gold nosed upper crust billionaires screwed us over!"
"These gold nosed upper crusts have kept us down for too long!"

Cut off the crusts 

Cutting off the crusts means, getting rid of the things you don't like in life or making a personal change to improve your life.

Cutting off the crusts of your sandwich because that's how you like it to improve it for you.
I don't like that tv show anymore
I'm gunna
"cut off the crusts"

Peter is so condescending, I'm gunna
"Cut off the crusts"

im not going to his party.
Cut off the crusts by BennyBum April 7, 2025