Cruncle

Cousin-Uncle

WTF! I now have a cruncle due to my redneck cousin Bubba marring my aunt Betty

by wowza! November 14, 2014

cruncled

Hybrid descriptive word between crinkled, crimped, crunched, creased and crushed.

The videotape was cruncled by the machine.

I washed the curtains, hung them up and they are still cruncled

They cruncled my car!

by Alan Lee October 01, 2006

cruncle

Creepy uncle

Uncle Bob just made a pass at me. What a cruncle!

by ohmfab September 13, 2009

Cruncle

The creepy uncle in the family, everyone has one. If you don't, you probably ARE the cruncle.

"I am never staying at Cruncle Bobbi's again! I woke up to a basement bath!"
"My cruncle had the audacity to grab my girlfriends phone out of her back pocket"

"Did you see the photos from the family reunion? cruncle was nurturing his sister in law's breast"

by AverageSizedPeter May 25, 2021

Cruncle

A "Crazy Drunk Uncle".

Check out this guy kicking your neighbors dog... must be a cruncle

by Cruncles June 12, 2010

Cruncle

1. A creepy uncle.

2. An uncle who gives off pervert vibes.

"Are you seeing your family over the holidays?'
"Yeah, but I'm kind of dreading it because my creepy uncle is gonna be there. He hugs weird for an uncle. Pretty sure he's a pedo."
"I hear ya, everyones got a cruncle."

by Darth Scarborough February 05, 2022