by wescoe23 July 11, 2008
keeping one's cool in the most trying of times. Etymology: cap'n crunch, the cereal which stays crunchy in milk; it keeps shit mad real. hence, when an individual does not life to get the best of him/her, that person is staying crunchy.
by grantaclause November 17, 2007
by k- tac August 6, 2007
Did you see Maria Conchita's hair? Girl, it is so crunchy that it looks like she dipped it in some fabric stiffener!
by chicago's smartest May 17, 2007
A person- but usually linked to females- that is naturally brunette but is blonde on the inside. Just as a Crunchy chocolate bar is brown on the outside but a golden yellow on the inside.
The scene: two girls (both brunette) are sitting against the outside wall of the toilet block, one crying.
"Oh my god Karren, did you just walk into the male toilets again?! You are SUCH a crunchy!"
The scene: two 17 year old boys walking on the feild at school, staring at a particular brunette girl who has just walked into the male toilets
"Damn that girl is a crunchy! If only she had big boobs.."
"Oh my god Karren, did you just walk into the male toilets again?! You are SUCH a crunchy!"
The scene: two 17 year old boys walking on the feild at school, staring at a particular brunette girl who has just walked into the male toilets
"Damn that girl is a crunchy! If only she had big boobs.."
by Blondie:) October 11, 2006
That mad kid over there is crunchy. like on a scale of 1 to crunchy, he is the capn cruncher. His crunch level is through the roof.
by The Crunch Muffin February 3, 2011