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conchita espinosa academy 

an extremely irrelevant school in Miami. there has been not one, but to two sexual assault cases in one year. the teachers hate the students that aren’t dancers and the students hate the teachers except for one religion teacher. the cafeteria is crawling with roaches that are probably more edible than the actual food served.
student: i go to conchita espinosa academy
person: tf????

conchita 

Spanish slang for "little cunt" also used as a first name. The literal origin is "little seashell"(thus it's prevalence as a given name)
Miguel: I'm dumping my girlfriend -- all she does is bitch & nag at me. . .
Juan: Yeah, that Conchita is a real conchita, eh?

La Conchita 

A small coastal community in Southern California, between Carpinteria and Ventura.
A constant cause of traffic congestion because of it's awkwardly designed freeway access points. Also has a bike path right beside the freeway, which faggot bicyclists in spandex use a lot.
Quite a shitty looking place, even if it is on the coast.
If they bulldozed La Conchita traffic would flow much smoother.
Those fucking cyclists should be run over.
La Conchita by naknumm August 29, 2007

Conceitasaur

The kind of guy who works in a cubicle next to you and even though he's at the same rank as you and your colleagues still takes it upon himself to do the manager's job using phrases like "come on people!"
Worker 1 - Dude what are you up to this weekend?
Worker 2 - I dunno, probably gonna have a qui--
Conceitasaur - Come one people! Let's get back to work, we've got three reports to put out before five o'clock!
Worker 1&2 - Shut the fuck up you faggoty fox.

Dwight from the Office is an epic conceitasaur.
Conceitasaur by MoistyNigco March 27, 2010

Conchita 

A very loving and BEAUTIFUL lady.

She always cares about others, but when she's mad she can be like a tiger!

She is very funny and kind but mostly caring.

She will do anything for her loved ones.

She's good at hiding her true feelings so you should be careful of everything you say to her since she is VERY fragile.
"have you seen Conchita?"
"Oh, the loving and beautiful Conchita?"
"Yeah, her."

Conchita 

Mexican mother figure who has her/his chancla ready to whip out whenever you deserve it
Conchita has been on my ass lately
Conchita by hms May 31, 2018