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cruft

Unimportant or trivial writings that take up space on servers and consume bandwith, as in a blog.

My friends, to help fulfill my lifetime endeavor to add to the cruft of the World Wide Web, I hereby announce my new blog.

by grunion September 3, 2008

Grip Roll

A term to used to describe the act of being extremely rough during a hand job. The person causing the discomfort can usually be guilty of having too tight of a grip often causing painful friction burns, as well as skin removal.

"You alright Tony, you're walking a little strange today"
"Yeah, Meghan grip rolled me last night"

by Grunion October 12, 2014