crows nest

A person's nether-regions. Comes from the strange way the Microsoft Sam text-to-speech program pronounces the word "crotch".

Ouch, right in the crows nest.

Man, my crows nest itches.

by RulerOfNone June 21, 2011

crows nest

When you take a shit in the top tank of the toilet, so everytime they flush more shit comes down.

I totally crows nested the toilets at Burger King.

by Trident High school August 24, 2006

Crows nest

Noun/

1. A shelter of high elevation, although obscured from view, serving as a tactical vantage point over a large area, typically associated with Snipers.

2. Upper mast of a ship, used as a lookout

Lee Harvey Oswald assassinated the President from the safety of his crows nest.

by 🐺 August 26, 2017

crowes nest

A crowes nest is a sexual act performed by a male. It is when a male poops in someones mouth. with the poop still in their mouth the male stick his penis in and has sex with the partners mouth until they ejaculate which acts as the crows eggs and you swallow it all after your done

Jared's really kinky he wants me to perform a crowes nest with him

by jackman330 October 22, 2010

Crows Nest

(n.) a word to describe a hairy vagina.

"God, she had such a crows nest."

by dreamcrusher June 04, 2009

Crows Nest

A Crows Nest is a place where it’s all or mainly men/families and/or old people.

A place severely lacking of attractive women/girls and lacking good entertainment.

Dude the mall is a total crows nest today!

I came to the gym man and well it was a crows nest again.

by TheLongestStroke September 22, 2022

Crow's Nest

Vagina
Sex Muscle

Getting Up In The Crow's Nest

by W. Clang, B. Dickle, & JT.COLO August 22, 2009