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Crotch Catching 

This is a sport where people swing their arms with great force while walking in crowded areas and "catch" the person's crotch behind them.
Dave: Hey Mary, how was your morning commute?

Mary: AWESOME! I went crotch catching and caught 3 crotches this morning when walking out of the subway!!!

Dave: Lucky, I only caught one old one. I'm going crotch catching again on my way home.
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crotchwatching 

To look at crotch to be a pervert.
i went to the tanning salon and was crotchwatching
crotchwatching by nuuvsc May 8, 2007