Crowland
mm, Crowland is sucking it again
Crowland by MmMm, KraKaz December 2, 2019
Melba Copland Secondary School
Melba Copland secondary school is pretty much hell in a nutshell. It is a school in the Canberra region and a common place for eshays. If you know about Melba Copland Secondary School, Dont go there
Melba Copland Secondary School by WiseManRobert March 12, 2020
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Crowland Mong
A person generally an adolescent from Crowland. A small town on the A1073 between Peterborough and Spalding. You know when you have arrived when you pass the roadshgn which reads "Welcome to Crowland, South Holland" and underneath it says "arsehole of the fens"
A place with high incest and mental illness rates. Mongs usually congregate on a bench outside the Trinity Bridge drinking alcopops and smoking Lambert and Butlers. Very unlikely to move on in life or leave the town. Usualle educated at 'Guthies' the local school which also has a high number of pregnant pupils and a high staff turnover. Those that learn to drive may experience other towns in East Anglia and increase their prospects.
A place with high incest and mental illness rates. Mongs usually congregate on a bench outside the Trinity Bridge drinking alcopops and smoking Lambert and Butlers. Very unlikely to move on in life or leave the town. Usualle educated at 'Guthies' the local school which also has a high number of pregnant pupils and a high staff turnover. Those that learn to drive may experience other towns in East Anglia and increase their prospects.
The Bridge is of great historical and architectural interest less so the Crowland Mongs who hang around it.
Crowland Mong by WaterBoy June 20, 2006
cropwand
Descriptive of someone or something that is nonsensical and/or stupid. Often used as a response to non sequiters.
"My phone wasn't working, so I went and punched a guy in the face."
"Dude, you're a total cropwand."
"Dude, you're a total cropwand."
Copland
A Copland is a person (usually male) who performs acts of a sexual nature with vegetation, especially shrubs or trees. In many cases Coplands have been observed to form an emotional bond to a favoured plant, often talking to it or staying to cuddle after the sex act is complete.
There is increasing evidence that becoming a Copland may be linked to being ginger.
Whilst not actually illegal being a Copland is discouraged in most cultures.
There is increasing evidence that becoming a Copland may be linked to being ginger.
Whilst not actually illegal being a Copland is discouraged in most cultures.
'Did you hear about the guy who had to be treated for splinters in his penis'
'Yeah apparently he's a Copland'
'Yeah apparently he's a Copland'
Copland by thinner than Seymour February 3, 2010
Man From Cooplands
The man from cooplands had the worlds largest nose. it took up the entire shop. it was so big that trad had to leave cooplands, because there was no room left in there for him.
Also his skin was paler than tip-ex.
Also his skin was paler than tip-ex.
Man From Cooplands by That Solid Copper From Fat Sams November 20, 2004