When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand
The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey
by Chonga December 25, 2021
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When you’re on the lake with the boys and enjoy anal bukkake with the third wheel girlfriend.
Why is your girl walking like a cowboy? We gave her a Crooked Lake Enema last night
by Anthony Vince September 11, 2023
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A man named Riley that like to kidnap Italians
A dumb guy name crooked tootsie roll that has no life
by Bionic_squirty May 9, 2023
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Unclean and process clean paper that's dirty which comes currency in paper form is government and banknotes broken down from metal currency.
Whats good with tha collards greens oh bro i got a pocket full of crooked money
by CrookedMoneyEntainment December 31, 2016
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A white boy with really sexy tits, legs and ass.
Girl: ooo like at that thick ass, legs and tits
Boy: holy shit he must be a josh crook damn
by Anonymous_user 2019 October 1, 2019
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A level 1 Mafia City player.

This level of player is taken as a bad player, but as shown in many ads, they tend to become higher level bosses pretty quickly and get all the girls
Lv 50 Boss: Look, a Lv 1 crook, go get him
All Lv 10 Hitman: Yes, sir.

*Lv 1 Crook kills them all*

Lv 50 Boss: Oh my God...
*Lv 1 Crook becomes Lv 100 Godfather*

Thats how mafia works
by AndrewIsCoolio January 11, 2019
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The future is crook (as stated by young James LeBron in a crypto commercial)
by jay parker November 26, 2022
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