cronics 

another form of crackheads

Those cronics stole the rims off of my car.

cronics by darrinmajor November 23, 2007

Cronic 

High grade Marijuana / kind bud.

Lets fire up some of that cronic.

Cronic by WickedPaganNinja November 30, 2003

Cryonics 

Sometimes called "cryogenics," It is the amazing, severely underrated science of preserving legally dead people in a biologically alive state until nanotechnology permits reanimation. It can now be done without brain damage thanks to formula M22 cryoprotectant. To avoid power failures, they use a highly reliable, electricity-free liquid nitrogen system. they are legally and contractually required to keep all patients in storage until reanimation is possible. It can be paid for by life insurance benefaction. There are two options available, the whole-body and the neuro. the neuro is a head-only procedure for those who trust the regenerating medicine can regenerate the neck-down body. the benefits are more careful preservation of the brain and lower cost.

Ted Williams is a cryonics patient at Alcor. He chose the neuro option. Animation will be restored to him in the year 2046.

Cryonics by Ballz To Da Wallz January 20, 2011

Cronies 

Two or more friends who constantly hang around you.
Like a ballsack.
These friends typically smell bad/look dirty all the time.

Preppy guy at school: "Look at John. Always hanging with his cronies."

John: "They're hanging with ME."

Cronies by Miley Wilson March 20, 2014

cronic 

Bomb ass bud that'll take you from sober to stunned in 2 hits. DOES NOT CONTAIN COKE. Often contains orange/red hairs and white fuzz NOT COKE...
If anyone tells you this shit has coke in it they are wrong. I have some in front of me.

We gotta roll to 67th and Camelback to pick up the half o of that cronic bitch

cronic by Drew Ewing November 13, 2004

Cronies 

A Group. People of a common interest doing something together.

Your mom has cronies on her feet, or Look at all the trifling runescape Cronies

Cronies by Jake Ive August 31, 2006

Chronicseur 

/ Chron-ic-seur / ˈkränik,-ˈso͝or /
Noun.

An expert judge in matters of cannabis.

That budtender knew her stuff, She was a real chronicseur.

Chronicseur by Puf N. Stuf April 26, 2014