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Crocodile Mile

A term for having slippery/sweaty/glistening/wet

sex with a particularly voluptuous lady.

The term is a nostolgic nod to the 80s/90s slip and slide model “the crocodile mile” which featured an inflatable bump/ramp launching users into a pool which also featured the memorable jingle “You run, you slide, you hit the bump and take a dive.”
“Damn girl! You juicy as hell. I want to take you back to my place and crocodile mile yo damn titays!”

Last night Dat pussy was wetter than a crocodile mile”
Crocodile Mile by SHAM-PAIN January 18, 2019
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crocodile mile

to shit on someones chest spread it, then run full speed and slide across the body like a slip n slide.
after fucking krista, i decided to give her a nice slippery crocodile mile. (see crocodile mile slip n slide toys).

crocodile mile

after duking some sweet gal in the bum. you take your piece out before you cum. than you spit out on her back in a straight line from her neck to her lower back.
BAMF!! spakow!! spakow!! spakow!!
crocodile mile by feet February 14, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008