It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth 

A phrase referring to a situation you are a part of. You say it to refer to said situation.

“Man, I just failed that math exam, shit sucks” -Person 1
“You know what they say, It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth “ -Person 2

It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth by AnonymousUrbanUser778 March 15, 2024

Crocodile Smile 

A fake smile, or insincere approval. This smile is given with deception or sarcasm in mind instead of true happiness or good-will.

A sly or sinister smirk. While a real smile conveys warmth, this smile is given to hide evil intent. Popular with politicians, crooks, and phony friends.

Similar to "Crocodile Tears", exaggerated sorrow or fake tears, a crocodile smile is usually given by someone with an ulterior motive.

Although he was blissfully employed, Barry borrowed $500 from his friend Joe and slipped him a "Crocodile Smile".

Joe: So, you need a loan to fix your car?
Barry: Yeah, things are rough.
Joe: What's with the "Crocodile Smile"? Is there something you're not telling me Barry?
Barry: Ugh.

Crocodile Smile by kingphilip2 March 13, 2012

Crocodile Smiles 

Being fake to someone. Acting like you're cool with someone then going and talking shit behind their back. Similar to crocodile tears but more of a "happy" fake.

Person 1: Hey brother! How's it going dude?
Person 2: I ain't your brother. Fuck you and your crocodile smiles.

Crocodile Smiles by DIABOLIC4L June 23, 2007

Crocodile Shears 

noun:

One of the most appaling torture devices to ever be implimented. This is an iron pincer with hemicylindrical blades that formed a long narrow tube when closed together.

The inside was lined with sharp spikes (which are often heated red-hot before use). This device was clamped to the victim's penis and once the penis has been "cooked" enough, the penis was ripped off.

When I found out what crocodile shears were I barfed.

Crocodile Shears by Argonak April 12, 2008

Crocodile Shit 

A type of shit that when taken correctly while slide perfectly into the toilet water with no splash or sound, similar to a crocodile stealth-fully sliding into a river from the bank . For this to happen the turd in question must be long enough to reach the water from your ass.

Mary: "why are you so happy?"
John: "Just took a crocodile shit, no splash at all"
Alex: "Dude those are the best!"
*high fives John*
Alex: "I took one the other day that must have been over a foot-long!"
Mary: *dry heaves*

dump crap shit drop a log defecate

Crocodile Shit by Doctor.R November 17, 2010

crocodile slide 

when u sit on a toilet backwards so that when the shit hits the dry plaster it wil leave a long "snail trail" which is a nice surprise for the next person to see

"hahaaha james just saw the crocodile slide i left for him in the toilet this morning"

crocodile slide by captain_stabbin May 3, 2004

crocodile slide 

the art of sitting on the toilet backwards after a big night out so your grog bog slides down the side so nobody can hear it

'i had to do a crocodile slide this morning'

crocodile slide by tara February 22, 2004