critical ass
adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.
critical ass by ElinorG September 29, 2006
Word of the Day on July 24, 2008
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critical ass
noun: pertaining to assholes who participate in monthly gatherings of Critical Mass bicycle rides through metropolitan areas (i.e. downtown Chicago) whom are known to think they are holier than thou because they ride a bike. Often with convoluted sense of pride and treat it as a lifestyle instead of what it is...just a mode of transportation.
critical ass by av99999 August 19, 2008
Critical ass
The point at which critical mass of the ass is reached, prompting one to immediately find a bathroom and empty contents of said ass; esp. problematic for the work dumper who would rather get paid to defecate but instead has to take care of business before leaving the house.
Critical ass by Grahamfw December 7, 2011
Critical Ass
This is a point where you are partaking in anal sex and it is a definite problem because the motion of thrusts has produced a plunging effect and now shit is about to spill out in an amount that can accumulate a small or lage pile. When it just already is spilling a little that is also critical ass as this is most commonly how it is reached. I am implying that it doesn't have to be a point where the person receiving the thrusts feels it about to come out or the person thrusting feels an approaching barrier that is progressively preventing more room for penetration or it just begins to feel really mooshy. Those are also critical ass. This is the point where the person receiving the phallus has to inch one self over to a safe receptacle with out letting open the flood gates. It can become a spout to where the person is really taking a full-on dump and not just a spill.
Matt:"Oh no... do you smell that? Oh there's too much grease on the penis now."
Kate:"Oh it's fine...pfffrrrohht. Actually... I think we have reached critical ass."
Kate:"Oh it's fine...pfffrrrohht. Actually... I think we have reached critical ass."
Critical Ass by Eagle747 August 27, 2009
Critical Whup-ass
Critical Whup-ass is achieved when slurs and profanities become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric. At this point, All Hades can and will break loose causing all with in it's radius of influence to become incredibly violent and begin attacking anything that moves in their field of view.
Critical Whup-ass by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
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