crispy taco 

When a woman has not washed her vagina in days and a pale yellow crust forms in the waves of the pubic hairs.

"That was a tasty crispy taco!"

crispy taco by Abby76543 July 6, 2006

Rice-crispy taco 

When a girl has genital warts so bad her vagina (taco) looks like a rice crispy treat.

"Dude I was going down on this girl and she totally had a rice-crispy taco."

Rice-crispy taco by Dick Wood. February 11, 2018