Crispy Bitch

An insult to someone who is both being a bitch and who's ancestors were famously and historically. Primarily used on Jew and some Native American groups.

Marcus you planes nigger! Why are you such a crispy bitch?

by Noah Fuzzy December 19, 2016

Crispy Bitch

A Vietnam Vet who was severely burned in the war, that won’t shut the fuck up.

Man, Gramps is being a Crispy Bitch again.

by Isdustbinn March 30, 2020

Crispy Bitch

A newly started sex worker.
It's a satiric way to call someone who's a virgin or didn't encountered in a lot of sexual acts.

+ Hey Jeff isn't that Tina overthere? I heard that she lost her virginity at the age of 15
- Yeah i know and she's still a crispy bitch.

by Felixdapizzaboi October 24, 2016

thin & crispy bitch

A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.

"take a look at this thin & crispy bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 20, 2022