crime scene

Having sex when with a girl on her period. The sheets are bloody.

Last night you left a hell of a crime scene in my bed. My sheets are tie-dyed.

by geniusH August 6, 2006

crime scene

A place where there is lots of visible evidence of the presence of a filthy tart that has come on and doesn't clean up after herself. Whether this be bedsheets soaked in menstral blood, or more common to find, a ladies loo with pints of blood on the walls, bog and floor and bloody bog roll blocking the bog itself.

That skanky hoe hella left a crime scene in the bog last night. I bet she's got a minge like a bullet wound.

by fookmey'no December 14, 2010

crime scene

What a chick would say instead of "rubbing one out" when it's that time of the month.

That was one hell of a crime scene. I'm so relaxed now, I think I'll take a nap.

by mgill238 May 9, 2008

crime scene

Menstrual bloodplay.

"I'm so into crime scene, I carry my girlfriend's tampons around with me."

by chibi_trillian March 16, 2005

crime scene

The aftermath of a heavy night of drinking followed by a violent puke session with blatant disregard for location.

Often the mess is left for dead.

That was one hell of a crime scene you left.

by thill sgt. March 3, 2004

crime scene

A person's genital area. I first heard this reference while watching Dane Cook standup footage.

Shirley's got a messy crime scene.

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

crime scene

when you and your friends (like 3 or 4 of them) fuck a bitch at the same time, some are getting handy's others are fuckin her puss and ass.

We crime scened that chick in there, fucking slut.

by Bill B April 23, 2003