cricket chirp 

My favorite trans gay boi

Wow that Johnny really is a, trans gay boi Cricket Chirp

cricket chirp by Vinny snøw December 21, 2018

*crickets chirp* 

Used to point out or emphasise silence. (Well, not precisely silence, since chirping crickets make sound. But you get it.)

The idea is that you can only hear crickets when there are no other sounds, such as conversation or laughter. Often used to denote the awkward pause after a bad joke.

Joe: What's the sound of two drums and a cymbal falling over a cliff?
Ted: *tiredly* I don't know, Joe. What is the sound of two drums and a cymbal falling over a cliff?
Joe: baDUM-ksh!

*crickets chirp*

Joe: ...Oh, come on. That was funny.

*crickets chirp* by Lady Chevalier May 26, 2005

*crickets chirp* 

This is wat u say when a joke obviously isnt funny and u want the other person to kno it

tard: HEY WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
you: *sigh*
tard: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
you: *crickets chirp*

*crickets chirp* by el waldo November 30, 2006

silence, crickets chirping

refers to that noise tgey play when someone has a really bad joke.

why did th3e egg roll across the road? Cuz he liked bowling! *silence, crickets chirping*

silence, crickets chirping by DBRobinson November 7, 2003

Don't go a skirtin' when the crickets are a chirpin'

Don't drive recklessly at nighttime. It's dangerous.

No Bobby! Don't go a skirtin' when the crickets are a chirpin'!

Don't go a skirtin' when the crickets are a chirpin' by thejukebox March 14, 2021