if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket 

Muff chuff. Hair on the muff

Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket by ninuzzu April 14, 2015

Cricket score

In association football, when a strong team is dominating or expected to dominate over a weaker team, the pundits/commentators often come up with the phrase "this could be a cricket score". This means that they think the match is expected to be one sided and could end in a big win for the stronger team by a large goal margin e.g. 6-0, 7-0, 9-0. The term originates from the popular game of cricket, where high scores are normal.

Having smashed San Marino 13-0 last September, Germany are expected to run up a cricket score but the German camp are doing their best to talk down any prospects of a big win.

Cricket score by weirdwizardworder May 22, 2017

cricket splinters

Splinters in one's vaginal area.

Hey Wendy come look at this, I have some major cricket splinters!

cricket splinters by g unit May 4, 2004

Cricket Skitter

When a bitches legs are so damn fat it looks like they are tryin to eat her vagina

Damn her cricket skitter looks hungry

Cricket Skitter by bennyfucker July 12, 2009

cricket set 

British slang for dick & balls. I can't beleive no Brit or anybody familiar with British slang has defined it here.

Come here, luv, and fondle my cricket set, there's a good girl

cricket set by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

cricket spider 

What a normal cricket looks like when you’re smoking that crack rock

Steve, did you just see that big fucking cricket spider try to karate chop my ass??

cricket spider by Rashy Dwarf October 1, 2019

Cricket Stiff 

Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.

Robbie ya fucking stiff. Fuck u love cricket cunt. Fucking cricket stiff

Cricket Stiff by RCJ,GB February 2, 2021