Definition- a person called Sam humberstone, who thinks he’s smart but is actually a massive creep and thinks he’s the billy big bollocks but actually got fucked up by a woman 2-3 years younger than him
by R.marsh64 May 23, 2022
A lanky unintelligent man of French origin. His social ineptitude is baffling. They are tall in stature and lack hand eye coordination. They often obsess over football and ignore their mates. In looking for love they often look for Cretinas (their female counterpart.) which they impress with their horse cock.
That Arthur bloke is a right cretin, and have you seen his Cretina girlfriend?
Nah I haven’t, what does she look like?
David Goggins.
Nah I haven’t, what does she look like?
David Goggins.
by Jocelyn de Moubray November 20, 2022
A cretin is a person that is : brainless, stupid, childlike, and has no self awareness, full of pointless information. And a general indior
by Tipsyteenyweeny July 11, 2021
by Kjar October 9, 2019
Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.
by Stretch04 October 5, 2023
A physically disabled person who also suffers from learning difficulties and congenital thyroid deficiency partaking in an act conspiring to do something immoral, illegal, or harmful thus causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease. Otherwise known as a Creepy Cretin.
by CreepyCretin May 3, 2022
normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth
normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee
normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee
by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022