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Cretin
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Definition- a
person
called Sam humberstone, who thinks he’s smart but is actually a massive
creep
and thinks he’s the billy big bollocks but actually got fucked up by a
woman
2-3 years younger than him
Person 1
- your such a cretin
Person
2
- you
mean
a sam Humberstone
Cretin
by
R.marsh64
May 23, 2022
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