When a man ejaculates into another's poo. When the victim goes to the toilet next there will be semen seeping from their shit.
While on the toilet after a long night of anal sex, Wendy noticed that Phil's semen was in her poop. She had been Creme Egg'd
by Pshicko April 25, 2011
Filling a partner's mouth with semi-solid feces, inserting your penis into the feces, and ejaculating into center of the feces.
My girlfriend wanted me to run out to Dunkin' Donuts, but I was tired. I gave her a Boston Creme instead.
by CEotC (Joe Kendall, Michael Barker, Chris Quinn) March 23, 2006
by emily laura March 20, 2005
Short for la creme.
Also a modeling agency.
THIS is the actual phrase defined by: top of the line, best of the best, above all; highest quality
Also a modeling agency.
THIS is the actual phrase defined by: top of the line, best of the best, above all; highest quality
Rolex is the creme de la creme of watches
by Want some more October 25, 2020
v. to ejaculate onto a females face and to let the semen dry, as to resemble the glaze of a crispy creme donut
by jeff clement June 15, 2008
When a dude jerks off and rubs out his nut creme with one hand and and busts his hot load in the other hand which is held in a cup like shape.
What is done with the nut creme thereafter is purely and individual preference.
For example, one might enjoy eating their own nut. One might enjoy slapping their girl across the face with their creme cup. Or it may simply facilitate a quick jerk and easy clean up. The possibilities are endless.
What is done with the nut creme thereafter is purely and individual preference.
For example, one might enjoy eating their own nut. One might enjoy slapping their girl across the face with their creme cup. Or it may simply facilitate a quick jerk and easy clean up. The possibilities are endless.
Rachel wouldn’t give up the pussy last night so did a little creme cup and well.....she had to go wash her chin off when I was done.
Tony was so horny at work from doing nothing but watching internet porn he did a creme cup right at his desk.
My roommate is a sick fucker. He eats his own creme cups. I know. I watch him do it every night. Really? And he’s the sick fucker?
Tony was so horny at work from doing nothing but watching internet porn he did a creme cup right at his desk.
My roommate is a sick fucker. He eats his own creme cups. I know. I watch him do it every night. Really? And he’s the sick fucker?
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
sometimes called a "trucker-cum-face." This is due to the fact that the person getting cummed on has a trucker, handlebar mustache. yeah, if you haven't got it by now, it's when a dude gives another dude head, and the one guy jizzes in the one guy's mustache
HEY! Larry! get on your knees bitch! your mustache is gettin plastered to your face slave!creme-stache style!
by Hryttereanna July 17, 2006