credit crunch

A high-fiber breakfast cereal eaten mainly by hedge fund speculators and derivatives traders. It's the real breakfast of champions.

I've just had a bowl of credit crunch - now I can sell short all day without stopping to eat!

by honkhiam April 28, 2010

credit crunch

a tasty cerial for use during finacial hard ships.

mm i have no money but i can afford credit crunch the salty bitter taste of no money.

by CAMUK February 24, 2009

credit crunch

A popular brand of cereal

yo rudeboy set the credit crunch

by masterbate007 February 27, 2009

Credit Crunch

A period of time when credit is costly or difficult to obtain, usually both.

Chris : Alright mate, can you borrow me a score so I can buy some weed??

Jools : FFS man, dont you know we're in a credit crunch?!!

by jools222 June 11, 2008

credit crunched

(adj.) affected by the credit crunch

They had to cancel their holiday - they've been credit crunched.

by monstermere January 15, 2009

Credit Crunch

The best brand of cereal known to mankind, consisting of baked and toasted currency in yogurt wrapped clusters.

Ian: "Hey Jim, what you having for breakfast?"
Jim: "Oh Ian, I'm having some Credit Crunch!"

by Calum yiken? March 31, 2009

Credit Crunch

The cereal that Chuck Norris eats for breakfast

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As the govenator of California, I will try my best to get us through the credit crunch!"

Chuck Norris: I eat Credit Crunch for breakfast!

by Captain Corned Beef March 29, 2009