When you're in a Seattle coffee shop, and you order a ridiculous amount of drinks, a male barista ejaculates into one (or multiple depending how pissed off he is) of your drinks in the kitchen, and then continues to mix it up, giving the creamer look. Usually served hot.
Chance: Can I get 3 caramel macchiatos, 2 pieces of lemon bread, a smoothie, and a caramel frappachino with a pump of vanilla?
*Barista takes, and gives the order*
*I take a sip of the frappachino*
Chance: "Ewwww, this tastes all thick and sticky"
Andrew: "Yeah, mine to"
James: "He probably put some Seattle Creamer in our drinks"
Brian: "Yeah, you can see the semen floating in it"
*Barista takes, and gives the order*
*I take a sip of the frappachino*
Chance: "Ewwww, this tastes all thick and sticky"
Andrew: "Yeah, mine to"
James: "He probably put some Seattle Creamer in our drinks"
Brian: "Yeah, you can see the semen floating in it"
by Chance, James, Brian, Andrew December 12, 2012
The act of jizzing into a scalding hot cup of tea and throwing it on one's significant other during sexual intercourse.
Enter Callum
Callum: Hey, how's it going?
Chardonnay: U fuckin' wot m8? I'll shank yer Nan out front Tesco. I'll fuk her up, u fuckin' CANT. I'll give 'er a steveland creamer.
Callum: . . .Oh, okay then. Good talk . . .
Callum: Hey, how's it going?
Chardonnay: U fuckin' wot m8? I'll shank yer Nan out front Tesco. I'll fuk her up, u fuckin' CANT. I'll give 'er a steveland creamer.
Callum: . . .Oh, okay then. Good talk . . .
by Kaerindael December 19, 2014
When you put a boston cream donut in front of someones asshole then you put your stiffy through the the cream filled part of the donut and into their butt also with the cream still on your dick. then your continue analing with the cream in their ass and then you cum in their ass. Once you've finished up you eat the cream/cum mix out of their ass.
by bubbly_sphincter7 November 17, 2014
This requires two males; though not necessarily consensual. One male has to have a mustache so that his partner may expel his semen into it. In this brew, the cream is served before the tea. Then the man who ejaculated into his partner's mustache gives it a thorough rinse with his urine.
Tim regretted going through the trouble of grooming his bushy mustache after Charles gave him Tea With Creamer.
by The Creamery September 9, 2011
A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland creamer is when one person ejaculates on another person's chest and then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
After titty fucking her, I blew my load all over her chest and then gave her a cleveland creamer. Man, her tits looked hot all smeared with my spunk!
by brentionary April 6, 2009
The act of a woman blocking her bf facialising her with one hand and then slapping him with the same sticky hand. Once pulling off this ninjs-like move the girl then has every right to shout "bitch" or any similar insult at her other half.
by ishouldhavesomethingbettertodo August 1, 2009
by this_girl_you_know April 10, 2014