Bon Voyage Me Old Cream Cracker

What you say before your flush someone down a toilet.

Sid: You won't mind if I get the bubbles going will ya?
Roddy: Don't do this! I can't swim!
Sid: (Pulls handle) Bon voyage me old cream cracker!

by FlushedAway June 2, 2017

Bon voyage, me old cream cracker

A reference used when saying goodbye to your 'old cream cracker'.

"Ah, bon voyage, me old cream cracker!" Said Sid to Roddy.

"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.

by evillweevil December 17, 2017

Cream on a Cracker

A competitive game where the male participants sit in a circle and jerk off until one by one they cum on a cracker that sits in the middle of the circle. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the cracker.

Dude, Frankie enjoys playing Cream on a Cracker. I think he loses on purpose.

by Biggunplenty December 16, 2011

cracker cream

sunblock - used by white people and others to prevent sunburn

that girl put on her cracker cream to keep from getting burned

by chief masta bata x July 23, 2003

Cream-crackered

British cockney slang for "nackered", meaning extremely tired or worn out.

"Wow, I'm feelin so Cream-crackered soon I might be brown bread!

by KingOfBBM January 11, 2020

Cream cracker

Fuck head

Timmy is a cream cracker

by Semaj nihcam March 20, 2019

Cream Cracker

An alternative, particularly British, name for the game Soggy Biscuit.

Where a group of men stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a biscuit/cracker. The last to ejaculate is left to eat the baked good, and its creamy topping.

Yes, I do always suggest we play Cream Cracker. Yes, I do always lose, what's your point?

by standyburnham December 13, 2022