crazy straw

What one requires while drinking alcohol. Must be certifiably insane and come in a padded box. Epically awesome. Warning: owner runs the risk of the straw breaking out at night and murdering you in your sleep.

Allison: Hey Ty, I got a six-pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade.
Ty: Well, let me just get my crazy straw and let's go to town and have an epically awesome night!

by Parolles February 05, 2010

Columbian crazy straw

When a man is receiving oral stimulation, just before he ejaculates, he places the head of his penis inside the nostril of his partner, then as the man ejaculates the receiver snorts the semen up into the nasal cavity.

Last night my girl friend asked for a columbian crazy straw, so I blasted my man batter straight into her sinuses.

by Little_Joe12 February 19, 2011

Gold Digger Crazy Straw

When a girl is sucking dick to earn money. Acting as if the penis were a straw to the wallet.

She was suckin me so hard, its like it was a gold digger crazy straw

by ForsakenExile October 17, 2012