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crawl up

slang word for lick someone's arse
i had to crawl up the principal's ass just to keep you out of trouble
by grena February 19, 2010
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crawled up your ass

Full phrase: "What crawled up your ass and died?" It is said after somebody farts and the smell is so horrible that everyone in the room runs out gagging. The implication is that the fart smells as bad as, for example, a rotting dead skunk or maggoty rat.
Todd's fart was so overpowering that Ben said, "Man, you stink! What crawled up your ass and died?"
by lyndal June 21, 2007
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crawl up out some cheese

(1) to obtain clarity of thought or extemporaneous enlightenment, (2) to experience ease of difficulty, (3) to leave an arduous state of mind or being.
I had to crawl up out some cheese on this paper on Shakespeare and Chaucer.

My team crawled up out some cheese with a tie-breaking score.

I find myself crawling up out some cheese on Fridays and Sundays when I can relax.
by Aijalon January 12, 2013
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A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.
Peter: Eat shit and die!
Brenda: Eat cheese and crawl up my ass!
Peter: ...
by DrSamba December 15, 2008
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A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude
Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019
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Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.
Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!
by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007
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A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.
Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"
by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015
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