crawfed up 

When someone trips, stumbles, or falls

Person A: 'Hey man, what happened to your knee?'
Person B: 'Oh I was going up some stairs and got crawfed up.'

crawfed up by crawfed up May 1, 2014

What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

What crawled up your ass and died? by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019

Something crawled up your ass and died!

Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.

Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!

Something crawled up your ass and died! by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007

crawled up your ass 

Full phrase: "What crawled up your ass and died?" It is said after somebody farts and the smell is so horrible that everyone in the room runs out gagging. The implication is that the fart smells as bad as, for example, a rotting dead skunk or maggoty rat.

Todd's fart was so overpowering that Ben said, "Man, you stink! What crawled up your ass and died?"

crawled up your ass by lyndal June 21, 2007

crawled up your leg and bit your bollock 

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

crawled up your leg and bit your bollock by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015

Like Satan Crawled Up His Asshole

To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.

"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."

Like Satan Crawled Up His Asshole by M0UNTA1N5 May 9, 2023