crawfed up
Person A: 'Hey man, what happened to your knee?'
Person B: 'Oh I was going up some stairs and got crawfed up.'
Person B: 'Oh I was going up some stairs and got crawfed up.'
crawfed up by crawfed up May 1, 2014
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What crawled up your ass and died?
Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?
Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.
Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.
Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
What crawled up your ass and died? by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019
Something crawled up your ass and died!
Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.
Something crawled up your ass and died! by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007
crawled up your ass
Full phrase: "What crawled up your ass and died?" It is said after somebody farts and the smell is so horrible that everyone in the room runs out gagging. The implication is that the fart smells as bad as, for example, a rotting dead skunk or maggoty rat.
crawled up your ass by lyndal June 21, 2007
crawled up your leg and bit your bollock
A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.
Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.
Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.
crawled up your leg and bit your bollock by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015
Like Satan Crawled Up His Asshole
"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."
Like Satan Crawled Up His Asshole by M0UNTA1N5 May 9, 2023
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"