crash diet 

a diet plan that entails foregoing one's usual meal regimen and replacing it with a substantially meeker allowance of nutriment. Usually such diets last a few days to a week and are implemented prior to an upcoming event that the dieter wants to lose weight for.

Such practices can be unsafe, especially if done frequently, over a longer period of time, or without the appropriate intake of water and nutrients.

I started a crash diet on wednesday so I can fit into my prom dress this weekend.

Stephanie passed out on the field and had to be taken to a hospital; she had been on a crash diet and was undernourished.

crash diet by patty hearst August 7, 2006

crash diet 

a good way to gain weight

look at me,im on a crash diet,im losing muscle mass,my metabolism is slow as hell,im smaller but i still have the same body fat,and everything i eat is stored as fat,YAY!!!

crash diet by luke19 January 23, 2008

crash diet 

A diet plan that basically starves it's followers.
usually consisting of
2 fruit a day
and
a vitamin pill

dumbblonde:i'm doing the new crash diet
smartkid: so what did you eat?
dumbblonde: 2 bananas and a vitamin pill
smartkid: OH MY GOD! YOU RETARD!

crash diet by Caitlin215 July 22, 2006

No Cash Diet 

No money for lunch. strapped for cash

Co-worker: Hey Willie I'm going on a lunch run. Would you like anything from Jack in the Box?
Willie: No thank you, I'm on a no cash diet.

No Cash Diet by D jimenez August 3, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019