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crash diet 

a diet plan that entails foregoing one's usual meal regimen and replacing it with a substantially meeker allowance of nutriment. Usually such diets last a few days to a week and are implemented prior to an upcoming event that the dieter wants to lose weight for.

Such practices can be unsafe, especially if done frequently, over a longer period of time, or without the appropriate intake of water and nutrients.
I started a crash diet on wednesday so I can fit into my prom dress this weekend.

Stephanie passed out on the field and had to be taken to a hospital; she had been on a crash diet and was undernourished.
crash diet by patty hearst August 7, 2006
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crash diet 

a good way to gain weight
look at me,im on a crash diet,im losing muscle mass,my metabolism is slow as hell,im smaller but i still have the same body fat,and everything i eat is stored as fat,YAY!!!
crash diet by luke19 January 23, 2008

crash diet 

A diet plan that basically starves it's followers.
usually consisting of
2 fruit a day
and
a vitamin pill
dumbblonde:i'm doing the new crash diet
smartkid: so what did you eat?
dumbblonde: 2 bananas and a vitamin pill
smartkid: OH MY GOD! YOU RETARD!
crash diet by Caitlin215 July 22, 2006

No Cash Diet 

Co-worker: Hey Willie I'm going on a lunch run. Would you like anything from Jack in the Box?
Willie: No thank you, I'm on a no cash diet.
No Cash Diet by D jimenez August 3, 2006

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026