The one person in the group who is constantly abused and revels in it. This person also continually lowers his standards to exceedingly hilarous levels.
Here comes old chappy ass smiling again. He's all scratched up 'cause you pushed him of the porch into the shrubs last night. He just skipped class again today. The boy ain't right.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.