crapple

a poo that is not coming out. (originated from the words crap and cripple)

(on the phone)
"sorry dude, i cant make it to your party"
"why?"
"because this crapple is not coming out!"

by crapplecrapple April 13, 2009

Crapple

When you shit out an apple

Bill: Hey Steve, I just took a crapple.

Steve: I'm gay!!!!!

Bill: I have a raging boner with ur name on it

by salty bolls July 23, 2011

crapples

1. Apples that are crappy (i.e., wormy, mealy or otherwise not good). 2. contraction crab + apples. 3. Apples that are wrapped with commercial caramel sheets and microwaved. (These are good and not like definition #1).

1. I sure hope I didn't buy crapples to make caramel apples at that orchard.

by lkthomps October 25, 2007

Crapple

looking like shit and semi-retarded at the same time.

Hey you sure are looking crapple today.

by Papa Sack September 22, 2010

Crapple

Any apple that is/tastes rotten, disgusting or like crap or doo-doo.

Person #1: Yuck, this apple is/tastes rotten!

Person #2: Ha Ha! You've got a crapple!

by Adam Flores December 11, 2006

crapple

i combination of the words crap and snapple. usually expresses unhappiness.

"ahh crapple i broke my new phone!!"

by kaima lani May 16, 2009

Crapple

A dookie so large that it feels like your pushing an apple through your butt.

Good God! I was up on the toilet all night trying to push this massive crapple!

by Gym Shorts January 25, 2011