CRAP APPLE 

AN CRAB WITH AN 10 SNAPPIS AND IS AN RED LIKE A APPLE

AH CRAP ITS A CRAP APPLE IT WANTS TO DO A SNAP

CRAP APPLE by PSEUDYHYDNUM June 4, 2018

crap apples 

Descrbing something that sucks to go through but has to be done or experienced for a good reason or for the greater good. With "crap" stating that it sucks shit and apples stating that it is for a good cause since apples are good for your health.

Ted: Oh man, I have to finish these reports by 5 o' clock so I can go to the beer carnival on time. Crap apples!

crap apples by p_101 March 23, 2005

Crabapple 

Lil Wayne.

Lil Wayne looks like a crabapple.

Crabapple by JimmyKimmmel November 7, 2013

reverse crabapple 

When Seamus A.K.A SSoHPKC plays the game "Beyond:Two Souls" and takes down a terrorist by wrapping his character's body around their backside, bringing them to the floor and snapping their neck

"Oh man she just used the reverse crabapple on him!"

reverse crabapple by Gam3rbl00d October 21, 2013

CrabApple 

A person who is super grumpy

Juandre is such a freaking crabapple today. Stop being a crabapple Juandre.

CrabApple by FiddlyFingers55 May 22, 2018

crabapple 

1) A person whose face is scrunched up and not proportionate to their already small head. That, along along with a weak chin makes you a crabapple.

2) A person unfamiliar with a common american crab apple or the tree upon which one grows.

Did you ever notice Tina's eyes were too close together, prolly? Yeah dude, she a total crabapple if you didn't realize.

crabapple by BackupRightFielder October 11, 2013

Crabapple 

-A cranky ugly bitch

What the fuck is that crabapple's problem? I only borrowed her boyfriend for a little while.

Crabapple by Heather The Great April 2, 2005