when a guy cums in his hand and puts it on his thumb and slides his thumb down the girls forhead and says "simba"
by bunnyyyyyyy December 27, 2007
by Erkkiboy February 14, 2008
1. Soulja Boy: SOULJA BOY UP IN DAT HO, WATCH ME LEAN AND-
Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
2. Person 1: I decided to Crank dat Soulja Boy since nobody was home.
Person 2: So how long did your reign of cum last?
Person 1: 20 minutes, them my parents came to my room.
Person 2: That's what you get for doing the hand job.
Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
2. Person 1: I decided to Crank dat Soulja Boy since nobody was home.
Person 2: So how long did your reign of cum last?
Person 1: 20 minutes, them my parents came to my room.
Person 2: That's what you get for doing the hand job.
by DJ Jasper June 11, 2008
when a man ejaculates into his hands and spreads the goods onto the eye lashes of his lucious lady friend while she is sleeping, this will prevent her from opening her eyes the fallowing morning after waking up, leaving her blind like the infamous stevie wonder.
by Melissa Mayse April 14, 2008
When you put "Never Gonna Give You Up" on your iPod under the name "Crank Dat". So if an unsuspecting wigger decides to superman some hoes, he gets roll'd by a ginger instead.
Wigger: Yo Lebron I got dem beats fo y'all
Rick Astely: **Never Gonna Give You Up...**
Black Guy: Damn cracker you a faaaaggg
Crank Dat Rick Roll
Rick Astely: **Never Gonna Give You Up...**
Black Guy: Damn cracker you a faaaaggg
Crank Dat Rick Roll
by tung92 February 1, 2009
Johnny railed that chick so hard last night she was gonna file assault charge. He had to Crank Dat Latrell Sprewell and now he's royally fucked
by Satchmotown September 8, 2008
crank that soulja boy,, covered by i set my friends on fire,, possibly the best rap remixed to metal ever,, much like the maryrose artifact's peanutbutter jelly time/a bay bay
go listen to it on myspace...search for i set my friends on fire "(screams)you,, crank dat soulja boy" but is introduced like "hey its your calvary kids" which is why it is named crank dat calvary boy
by I_am_cooler_than_you September 27, 2007