Craned 

When an object hits a person in the eye

She just got Craned!

Craned by J Dollas March 8, 2009

craned a bitch 

When one becomes a decepticon in a semester during college and fornicates with a crane or other robots. It is a common phase for most IT students to go through.

You should have seen that robot ass. I craned a bitch!

craned a bitch by Xanr5150 January 2, 2014

CRANE TECHNIQUE 

1. The "Crane" style of martial arts.
2. Notable in the Karate Kid movie as the winning front kick Daniel used against the Cobra Kai.
3. An electronic musician from Ventura CA.

1. I am studying the CRANE TECHNIQUE style martial art.
2. "If used correctly, no can defense." - Mr. Miyagi

3. The new CRANE TECHNIQUE song is fire!

CRANE TECHNIQUE by Wise Grasshoppa July 10, 2017

Crane Fatty 

A person so morbidly obese that they literally can not move unless transported by machinery.

In the movie 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape', the kids are ashamed of their mother because she is so obese. So obese, in fact, that she is a crane fatty.

Crane Fatty by Donald P. March 20, 2009

kyle crane 

The most awesome video game character ever to exist.

This guy is as athletic as kyle crane.

kyle crane by FrogguFresh January 31, 2017

crane fly 

That giant mosquito lookin' motherfucker that doesn't bite or fucking do anything, really. They're easy to catch, but can freak the fuck out of you.

"WTF is that shit on the wall mate?"
"That be one fucking big crane fly..."

"ARRRRRGHHHHHHH THERE'S A HUGE MOSQUITO ON MY WALL"
"Bro, that's just a crane fly, chill the fuck out"

crane fly by thefugees May 16, 2012

Seneca Crane's beard 

A beard that is legend in Panem. It beats all other beards, and The Hunger Games fandom fangirls over in constantly. Everyone wishes they were as crispy as Seneca's beard. He's livin' it up.

"Dude, did you see Seneca Crane's beard?"
"Yeah, I fangirled over that so hard that I lost my crispness."

Seneca Crane's beard by theavox December 16, 2011